College Basketball’s Worst Mascots

NCAA Tourney time is here, but you’ve obviously taken a break from checking your brackets and immersing yourself in the two-day orgy of sport that is the opening round. So here’s a topical diversion for you: Drivl’s list of the 25 Worst Mascots in College Basketball. I have to say, the folks at Drivl are my new heroes because of this scathing criticism of Miami’s Sebastian the Ibis:

Dude, that’s a duck…with what appear to be either eyelashes or Eugene Levy eyebrows. It’s wearing a sailor hat and giant cartoon shoes, for crying out loud. You just can’t make a duck look bad-ass. Need proof?

Bravo Drivl. Bravo.

In a related note, here’s Slate’s list of their most Hated Teams in the Tournament (Dook sucks).