‹ Sunday Music Spotlight – Erin McKeown •
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD. IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE SOPRANOS FINALE, STOP READING.
YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. THAT’S HOW IT ENDS? WITH JOURNEY? REALLY? Fuck.
So that’s about as far from a sense of closure as you can get. Life just goes on. That sort of ending may work in real life, but on TV it sucks giant donkey ass. Fuck you David Chase. Fuck you in your stupid open-ended asshole. If you’re setting this up for a movie then go fuck yourself. That’s shameless exploitation of your fans. If you aren’t planning a movie, then fuck you anyway. You know fans want some sort of closure. Not this wide open bullshit. Phil’s dead, but what about Carlo flipping? What’s going to happen to Tony? And why did you drag out the last scene, with all the cuts to Meadow’s parking troubles, and shady characters in the diner? Why would you fuck with your fans that way? Throw us a fucking bone you fucking asshat. We’ve supported this show through seven seasons with ridiculous breaks in between. And this is how you leave us?
Fuck you David Chase. Fuck you.
UPDATE:
Upon further review I think Tony did get whacked, based on the conversation he had with Bobby a few weeks back about how when you get clipped it probably just goes all black. Even if that’s the case, fuck you David Chase. Fuck you for getting all artsy on us. For leaving us hanging. For being the TV equivalent of a cock tease. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck that sucked.
