Lost: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Warning:
If you haven’t seen the season finale you should probably stop reading…


I’m a writer, not Rambo. Forgive me whilst I rant in question form:

  • Where the fuck did Walt come from? Was this the phantom-Walt that Shannon and Sayid saw? Or real-Walt?
  • So was Locke really paralyzed again or not?
  • What’s the deal with the offshore boat?
  • I know the window was small, but why didn’t Charlie at least TRY to get through it?
  • How does Cyclops dude keep surviving?
  • Has Sawyer just completely lost it now?
  • Was anyone else expecting future-Jack to yell “SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!”?
  • Whose funeral was it?
  • If future-Jack was in the future, why did he dare the head doctor dude to go see if his dad was more drunk than he was? Future-Jack should know that his dad was dead. I know he was all hopped up on goofballs, but I don’t think that’s the sort of thing you forget.
  • How much does Hurley rule?
  • Sayid is enough of a badass to kill a dude with a scissor-lock-neck-break, but by my count he’s be captured at least three times on the island now. WTF?
  • Why did Jin get stuck with the handgun? What kind of racist bullshit is that?
  • Does anyone else think island-Kate was hotter than future-Kate?
  • How does “Good Vibrations” fit into this? And Charlie got it right on the first try? Really?
  • Does Penny have a lazy eye? Am I the only one who notices something screwy with her eye?
  • How come future-Jack, a doctor, is rolling around in a beat up pickup while future-Kate is sporting a Volvo?
  • Who is future-Kate’s “he”?
  • How many times has Ben been unconscious on the show?
  • Why was Ben really blocking transmissions? And does he actually know anything about the boat?
  • When does the show come back?

2 comments

-Pretty sure it was phantom Walt since real Walt left with real Michael. Unless they made a u-turn.

-Locke probably thought he was paralyzed until phantom Walt (manifestation of the Island) talked some sense into him

-My guess is that they are people wanting to plunder the secrets of the island. “Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum” style.

-Charlie accepted his fate. That’s all I got.

-Cyclops dude is part Wolverine.

-Sawyer does seem to have lost it, but then again, I haven’t been watching the past few weeks.

-I actually wasn’t expecting that at all. I was expecting “Tonight…we DINE…in HELL!”

-Sawyer, most likely.

-Hopped up on goofballs and missing the freaky island mojo. Probably made him go coo coo for cocopuffs.

-on a scale of 1 to 10…about a 12.

-How else can he prove that he is just THAT badass?

-He couldn’t say “I want the big gun, muthafucka!” in english.

-Island Kate = much hotter than Future Kate. Maybe it’s that scruff y sexy look

-Good Vibrations probably means that the island vibrates on a different frequency than our reality. Least that’s how it works in the DC Universe :) .

-You probably are the only one who noticed.

-Future Jack is fucked up. Future Kate probably is off living in suburbia complete with volvo.

-Best bet is someone she met post-Island.

-Ben likes nap time. Probably doesn’t mind the head pain either.

-Ben was blocking transmissions because Jacob told him to. Same goes for the boat.

-2012…they want the suspense to literally kill you.

I figure Charlie didn’t try to swim out because Desmond told him he had to die for Claire and her bastard child to get off the island. He had come to accept his sacrifice for their survival in the last episode.

Also, Sawyer hasn’t lost it. He’s just the first one to realize that the only good Other is a dead Other. Now if only everyone else would adopt the policy(JACK.)