Mr T Raps Advice to Kids

I’m not sure why celebrities think they can rap, but at least hilarity usually ensues. This is everyone’s favorite 80s badass Mr T letting kids know moms are cool.

A few observations:

• Yikes T, are those cutoff jean shorts tight enough? We can almost see Little T.
• Nice backup dancers. Are they the actual moms from the video?
• “When you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world.” Um…what? Not following the logic there T. If I say “your mamma’s so fat when I get off her my ears pop”, I’m talking about YOUR mamma, and your mamma only.
• Why do people tell kids to “be somebody”? Isn’t that really only half of it? Shouldn’t it be “be somebody good“? Because Charles Manson was somebody. And Josef Stalin was somebody. And Carrot Top is somebody. But that’s not who we want our kids to be, is it?

I pity the fool who takes T’s advice.