I’m not sure whether this clip condemns beauty pageants or justifies their existence. Contestant Stacy Hedger has a great routine planned. She got her black leotard, bedazzled in silver, with sparkly fringe. She’s got her choreography, which includes a nice little Charlie Chaplin impersonation. And she’s got her trusty trumpet. Everything seems great.
Until it actually starts. Then it’s just a train wreck. Go ahead, watch it. I guarantee you’ll stare at it, mouth agape, alternating between disbelief and abject horror. Ah, I love the internet…
