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The true American hero behind the Bob Evans restaurant and a very tasty breakfast sausage died today. Don’t worry, it was from complications from pneumonia, not heart disease. So don’t go blaming his super delicious pork product. Back off vegetarians. Let the man rest in peace.
via Houston Chronicle and Fark (with a great headline: “Bob Evans now permanently down on the farm. Abe Froman unavailable for comment”)
