Woman Devotes Life to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This is one of the scariest things I’ve seen in a long time. Michelle Ivey may be the biggest TMNT fan on the planet. She’s taken out loans to buy paraphernalia, including $3,800 for two masks from the movie. She follows a TMNT diet (strange pizza every day). She took karate lessons to fight like the turtles. Oh how I hope she’s single!

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That’s about as scary as the Uber Xena nerd I saw on some documentary about Fandom. A woman changed her name, got breast implants and other plastic surgery to look like Xena, has Xena license plates, a replica Xena costume, replica weapons, and every Xena item ever made. That’s dedication folks!

Oh my god…… If you ever run into this woman turn around and run like hell!!!! A BLT& Mayo pizza. Wow that’s just gross…

The story is edited, hacked up and full of lies. I don’t eat pizza everyday, and I don’t want to become a real Ninja Turtle. I’m just a collector who’s done a lot of events. I went through three days of filming with VH1 for them to come up with a lot of junk about me.

I won’t change who I am because of it, VH1 can have their laughs… and I can laugh at it. If anyone wants to believe their chop editing job they can feel free to. It’s not my problem.

When you are that interested in something the rest of the world thinks is a little odd, and VH1 calls to come talk to you, how do you not know that they’re going to make fun of you? Come on.

I have to agree, the “out of context” argument can only be used so much here.

When one doesn’t watch VH1, than they don’t know what to except from this stuff. That’s how I would not know what to expect from them, I don’t watch that channel.

Another show came out and did a story on me, this one did a better job and was only there for one day. Check it out:

http://www.fanatical.tv/episode20.html