‹ I Have No Idea Why This is So Funny… •
Do you find lyrics difficult to follow, but take comfort in the cold calculation of a flow chart? Do you love 80s songs, especially those by one-hit-wonders? If so, today is a happy, happy day for you. For I present to you a flowchart that finally explains the lyrical complexity of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”, proving once again that everything makes more sense in flowchart form.


