EVERYONE PANIC!!!! GET TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BUY THINGS YOU DON’T ACTUALLY NEED, JUST IN CASE WE’RE SNOWED IN FOR WEEKS!!!! DRIVE 3 MPH, OR BETTER YET 65!!!! START WONDERING ALOUD IF YOU’LL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO WORK ON MONDAY!!!!
In case you haven’t heard, we’re getting a little snow here on the east coast. Right now in Baltimore we’ve got a dusting, and they’re calling for 1-2 feet by Sunday morning. This, naturally, has led to complete bedlam. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria! Well, not everyone is panicking. There is also that group of contrarians that barely wants to acknowledge it’s happening, much less do anything about it. I, predictably, fall somewhere in the middle. I think it’s pretty cool, though somewhat of a pain in the neck. But I’m not going to go stock up on milk or anything.
Anyway, to celebrate this momentous event, let’s check out some classic snow-related songs:
Frank Sinatra – “Let it Snow”
Squirrel Nut Zippers – “Winter Weather”
Snow – “Informer”