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I know I previously announced a boycott of any mention of this movie, but this is just too disturbing to not share. Jackie Chan is set to play Mr. Miyagi in Will Smith’s remake of The Karate Kid.
NNNOOOOOO!!!
Really, could this be any worse of an idea? Pat Morita’s portrayal of Mr. Miyagi had class and dignity. Jackie Chan was in The Tuxedo and Rush Hour 3. He’s known for being the goofy ass-kicking guy, not the dignified teacher. So now on top of the fact that this movie, which doesn’t need to be remade, has Will Smith’s son as Daniel-san, it has the clown from Shanghai Knights as his friend and sensei. Somebody fucking kill me.


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September 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Rocky
fuck you sean
!!!!!jackie is the best!!!!
September 30, 2009 at 9:34 am
ole miss
fuck you dumb ass jackie chan is the best fuck you and your family for raising somebody as igornant as you
September 30, 2009 at 10:44 am
Sean
Hey guys, welcome to the site. Glad you stopped by to read this, and to enter into such lively and articulate debate. For the record, Jackie Chan is a badass, and he’s awesome in most of his movies. But he’s not Mr. Miyagi. Not even close. I wish you could stop sucking his dick long enough to see that.
December 4, 2009 at 10:45 am
JChan#1Fan
Hey fucking Sean. If you dont like jackie chan, who is the BEAST, FUCK YOU then. And if you told us to stop sucking JC’s dick, well YOU keep enjoying sucking Mr. Miyagi’s dick then. MF!!!!!!!!!