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If you haven’t heard of The Expendables, take a second to go over the cast:
- Sly Stallone
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Bruce Willis
- Dolph Lundgren
- Mickey Rourke
- Jet Li
- Jason Statham
- “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
- Randy “The Natural” Couture
- Eric Roberts
- Danny Trejo
So. Much. Testosterone. I don’t think it’s possible to stuff any more machismo into one movie. With a cast like that, the story would have to be about a team of elite mercenaries hired for an impossible mission. And it is. Meaning this could be the most badass movie ever made. Or it could be a complete trainwreck. Either way I’ll be there. Check out the trailer, which may set records for 80s action star appearances and explosions:
The Expendables storms into theaters August 20th.

