The Trailer for The Expendables Is Macho Overload

If you haven’t heard of The Expendables, take a second to go over the cast:

  • Sly Stallone
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Bruce Willis
  • Dolph Lundgren
  • Mickey Rourke
  • Jet Li
  • Jason Statham
  • “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
  • Randy “The Natural” Couture
  • Eric Roberts
  • Danny Trejo

So. Much. Testosterone. I don’t think it’s possible to stuff any more machismo into one movie. With a cast like that, the story would have to be about a team of elite mercenaries hired for an impossible mission. And it is. Meaning this could be the most badass movie ever made. Or it could be a complete trainwreck. Either way I’ll be there. Check out the trailer, which may set records for 80s action star appearances and explosions:

The Expendables storms into theaters August 20th.